So here we are kids, all of the wonderous creatures that i have found in deepest, darkest Theo's garden
Imagine my suprise one sunday morning when i arose to find a comodo dragon drinking from my pond!

18/6/1996

Imagine my horror when baby Josh let the Dragon in the front door.

27/7/1997 - Orangatang. Dont they live in the rainforrest?

Whats Bin Laden doing in my shed

08/3/1999 - Mountain Lion. Get the fuck out of my tree, youll scare the sparrows.

12/8/1999 - Hyena. Its lookin straight at me, good job im wearing contact lenses.

I told mum not to invite him for dinner

Well, Well, Well, a fine specimen of humpback whale

Wow there, go easy on that pipe Mr Aboriginie

28/1/2002 - Seal, during his live concert. What a great singer

23/7/1998 - Red squirrel. Hold up ive nearly got my gun.

09/3/2000 - Red Fox. Watch out for the hounds, they're behind you.

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Whats a camel doing in Weatherfield.

11/5/2001 - Gail Platt. Whats Gail doing in my back garden.

Hello Mr Leprechaurn. Found the pot of gold yet you Irish Battystuta

My pet chicken.

My pet chicken at Christmas.

I've got no legs, help.

A perfectly normal child, until he ventured into Towton and was disfigured by the radioactive waste.

Look what i found in my pond, but i thought you couldn't swim.

Theres my oven glove.

Hello Gabrielle, what a pleasure it is for you to train in my garden.

Tonight Mattew, im staying in custody.

Jingle, Jangle

What a rare type of Ground Hog, it must be from Tad, watch out for the snare trap

Dinners up!

IAre you using protection?